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I hope I’m doing this right. I was trying to type my observations while being totally inconspicuous which at a certain point failed. If there’s anything wrong, I’m sure Mr Leslie will let me know on friday.

Subject 1 ( indian woman siting to my 1 o’clock) [Liza Tjandrawish Rahardjo 30 Biefrod road #21-01]

-picks up french fries with mainly her thumb and index finger.

-every fry is dipped in ketchup sauce.

- licking her fingers more than once.

- puffed up cheeks because her mouth is stuffed with food.

- takes regular bite sizes of her burger.

- obsessively wiping her fingers after she licks them.

- ketchup sauce is VERY important.

- LOVES french fries.

- leaves McDonalds with her drink in hand, serviette wrapped around the cup.

Subject 2 ( chinese woman sitting to my 11 o’clock) [Liu Tehn Sin Jamie 104 Farrer Road]

- crossing her legs

- scribbling notes and mouthing words to herself.

- 2 cups of coffee

- badly dressed.

- horrible taste in wallets. ( too much time spent studying)

- scratches her head, leg and hands while reciting

- looks flustered

- right handed.

- hair clip and hair band.

- uses end of pen to poke her nose multiple times.

- loses focus and starts spinning pen.

IF YOU LISTENING WOAH OH WOAH OH OH. KTHXBYE.

Liza and Jamie sit at opposite tables. Jamie barely keeping her focus with her studies is heavily distracted by Liza’s obsessive need to lick and wipe her fingers after she puts something into her mouth. “God Damn It!” Jamie mouths to herself gritting her teeth again at the sight of Liza’s Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. “Nom nom nom” Liza eats her french fries. “This fucking ketchup is awesome”. Jamie tries her best to concentrate but Liza’s annoying behaviour  causes Jamie to spin her pen frustratedly. The test which Jamie is studying for is the next day. Jamie pushes her chair out dragging the legs on the ground causing loud screeching noises that disengage Liza from her french fry eating reverie. Liza turns round to see a flustered and wide-eyed Jamie standing behind her legs spread wide gripping her pen as if a deadly weapon. “Dip, Eat, Lick, Wipe. I’ve watched you since you came in and it’s driving me crazy!!” Liza tries to back off from a provoked Jamie but she seems to be cornered. Jamie lifts her pen high above her head about to swing down at a helpless Liza. Liza picks up her packet of ketchup and squirts it in the eye of Jamie. Jamie is blinded by the deep red sauce and Liza makes a dash for the exit. Jamie tries to make chase but her blurred vision causes her to crash into the glass door.